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(The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...)

To find out what your new name is, follow the instructions.


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = snickle  b = doombah  c = goober  d = cheesey  e = crusty  f = greasy  g = dumbo   h = farcus  i = dorky  j = doofus  k = funky  l = boobie  m = sleezy  n = sloopy  o = fluffy  p = stinky  q = slimy  r = dorfus  s = snooty  t = tootsie  u = dipsy  v = sneezy  w = liver  x = skippy  y = dinky  z = zippy



2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin  b = feather  c = fatty  d = burger  e = chicken  f = barffy  g = lizard  h = waffle  i = farkle  j = monkey  k = flippin  l = fricken  m = bubble  n = rhino   o = potty  p = hamster  q = buckle  r = gizzard  s = lickin   t = snickle  u = chuckle  v = pickle w = hubble  x = dingle  y = gorilla  z = girdle



3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt  b = boob  c = face  d = nose  e = hump  f = breath  g = pants  h = horts  i = lips  j = honker  k = head  l = tush m = hunks  n = dunkin  o = brains  p = biscuits  q = toes  r = doodle  s = fanny  t = sniffer  u = sprinkles   v = frack  w = squirt  x = humperdinck  y = hiney  z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.



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